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Diz o ditado que errar é humano e persistir no erro é burrice. Bem, não creio que os muares sejam assim tão cabeças-dura quanto nós, que nos julgamos tão sabidos que pomos isso até no nome de nossa espécie.

Mas alguns erros são mesmo difícieis de se classificar. Como se diz, seriam cômicos se não fossem trágicos, ou vice-versa. Igual ao que cometeu o o Imperador Menelik II da Abissínia (atual Etiópia). Ele ouviu falar de um novo método de execução, a cadeira elétrica, que tinha acabado de estrear em 1890 e não deu outra: ficou todo assanhado e mandou encomendar logo três.


Mas não pôde estrear os brinquedinhos, vindos direto dos Estadozunido. Porque né, eram cadeiras elétricas e lá na terra dele não tinha eletricidade. Não falaram pra ele que pra elas funcionarem precisava disso. Fosse hoje em dia, ele processaria a empresa por falta de informação sobre o produto.



Mas pensa que ele se amuou? Nãaaaaaaaaao!!! Usou uma delas como seu próprio trono imperial. Como se dissesse: "Eu até posso ter comprado cadeiras elétricas para um país que não tem eletricidade, mas não tou nem aí, sou o imperador e fico phyna e puderóusa no meu trono de última geração".


Mas não é só ele, não. Está cheio de computadores em caixas que foram enviados para escolas sem eletricidade. Não é de hoje que a gente vê políticos fazendo atos grandiloquentes que resultam em nada.


Antenas parabólicas que são enormes suportes de poeira em escolas, por exemplo, prédios mal projetados que são um gigantesco desperdício de dinheiro público, entre outros.


Mas por que isso ocorre? dois motivos básicos:
1. Coisas simples não dão foguetório
2. Coisas simples reduzem o lucro das propinas


Ninguém quer o simples que funciona. Prefere o caro que chama a atenção e, muitas vezes, se mostra tão inútil quanto as cadeiras da Abissínia. Não que eu ache bacana o uso de cadeiras elétricas ou da pena de morte, lógico. Mas, voltando ao ponto, elas só serviram para portar o ego do imperador. Igualzinho a hoje em dia. Plus ça change, plus c'est le même chose...


Herrá eh umanu, mas persistir no erro é burrice. E como se persiste no erro, né não?

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